Day 217: Well, I think I have reached my desired body shape at last... how ironical that I can only achieve this pacifically in the Cologne Chocolate Museum! The text down the side says "chocolate makes you beautiful". Sadly there is another mirror next to it that says "chocolate makes you fat". Lets just say I wasn't the only one who spent 5 mins in front of "beautiful", and 2 seconds in front of "fat"!